DID YOU FILL OUT A CHARACTER SHEET?
ELITE staff is currently putting together the next show, and we NEED your character sheets completed TODAY! We're also re-designing our show trons, and we need your character sheets completed so we have something to work off of. Your attention to this is very much appreciated. -Z
Not to be Tainted by the Quaint...
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    As surely as former virgins moan and mere mortals bleed,
    On this day, a Champion must perform a gruesome deed...


    Today, I, the Prince of subtlety and the human manifestation of vindictiveness, am burdened with the task of pulling the guillotine on a King,
    Obligated to testify to the archaic machine's lethal precision,
    To bear witness to the agony induced by its piercing sting...



    You brash buffoon,
    I'm almost tempted to admire you - you're so quaint:
    Playing the dual roles of Jester and King,
    Such a novel, amusing thing.


    Prancing merrily between the realms of myth and fantasy,
    You seem innocent enough -  harmless, jolly...


    Your only folly:
    Art's desecration;
    Therefore, I must defend its honor, do it right...
    Make your demise my latest creation...



    The legitimacy of your Majesty, I care not to address...
    But an artist, you most certainly are not, you flamboyant Macbeth...


    While you leisurely scribble on the pages of coloring books,
    Pretty little pictures guiding, constraining your work,
    My enthralling canvases draw inspiration from towering peaks and slithering brooks,
    The strange and mysterious ever sought by an insatiable curiosity that aspires to pervade all nooks...


    My weapon of choice is none other than my potent imagination;
    I make the gentlest of strokes with my brush as this inner-eye conjures up poignant premonitions of your impending annihilation.
    I've seen far more in my days than black ink on white pages,
    A Royal farce in between the lines;
    I'll make the pages come alive, Jones...
    An exciting, colorful demise.


    Dear make-believe Highness,
    Embrace yourself for unmitigated violence...
    Will you retain your cherished Albanian honor when your kingdom's blown to pieces before your eyes?


    Cast from your pedestal,
    Stripped of your disguise,
    Your patronizing minions...
    Forced to find amusement in the next in line.

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