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Will my opponents please stand up?
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    Christmas came and went, leaving behind a cold and miserable wasteland of slush and road salt.

    A lot of people enjoyed it nonetheless.

    One or two felt bad for Val Nedved and were cast out from their families.

    Yes, that last part is true.


    Jack: When the hell do I get to talk!?

    I'm setting the mood, just wait!

    Jack: Ugh...

    Jack Fellow sits in a random hotel room.

    He stares at a can of coke he's been sipping on.

    His mind wanders to the next match...


    Jack: Can I go now?

    Yes!

    Jack: So the powers that be have placed me into some sort of diabolical tag match.

    Diabolical because I'm not even teaming with another J-Crew member.

    I'm teaming with a spokesman for Coca Cola or some such nonsense!

    Worse off, we have to fight a bondage freak and a millionaire!

    What kind of crap is this!?


    A chance to compete for the EuroCup?

    Jack: Shut up!

    It's my turn to talk!


    Yes sir, sorry sir.

    Jack: I mean it is bad enough that my plan worked perfectly last week in having big bad Val Nedved fetch a beating from yours truly only to have him believe he bested the J-Crew.

    Which for the record, you didn't. The plan was to beat on you for fun and that is what we did you God damn idiot, end of story.

    But now I'm stuck in this randomly random match of randomness with a popular drink as a partner!

    And he is nowhere to be seen!

    I really question this place, how I wind up in these strange situations...


    Thoughts of his past nowhere to be found, he struggles for remembran...

    Jack: I said no more talking!

    Whoops!

    Jack: Now that I think of it, nobody in this match is accounted for at this point but me.

    Do these guys even exist?

    At this stage of the game, I'm the only one guaranteed to show up ready to fight for my life.

    While, at best, the rest of you guys will simply show up.

    If this keeps up, I will demand a new partner for the next round!


    I think he is done.

    Jack: Nope!

    Now I'm done!


    Oh, okay then.

    So long for now, friends and folks.

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