DID YOU FILL OUT A CHARACTER SHEET?
ELITE staff is currently putting together the next show, and we NEED your character sheets completed TODAY! We're also re-designing our show trons, and we need your character sheets completed so we have something to work off of. Your attention to this is very much appreciated. -Z
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Coca_Cola_ManCoca_Cola_Man
    Posts: 5Member, OK'd
    I forget how to do this… Wait, Test, is this thing on? Hellooooooooo?

    Let‘s cut the bullshit, shall we? I‘m not who I say I am, in fact everyone here should be pretty damn familiar with who is behind this mask, and out of process and elimination it should be very simple for anyone with half a brain to figure it out.

    But then again, look who I have to deal with.

    ELITE, while I appreciate the play on words, I must say I am joining the ranks of a company where I have sworn to hate, but in all fairness to me, I have never been known to really be the most honest person. Really, the only thing that you can believe that comes out of my mouth is the fact I love Coca Cola.

    While my ego is small, my dick is fucking humongous. See the irony in that statement? And no, not Irony Alanis Morrissette Irony, that stupid cunt really gets Ironic and Bad Luck mixed up. The REAL ironic. Claiming that I have no ego at all, then turning right around and claiming to have a humongous dick, since the size of ones dick and ego goes hand in hand. I mean look at me, I‘m hung like a polar bear.

    Since my ego is so small, I have to say that I plan on ruffling a lot of feathers here. In fact, if I don‘t get any reaction from the roster in my first promo, I‘ll probably say fuck it and you‘ll never see my handsome face again.

    Now, in order for me to do that I really must say bad stuff and hurt ones feelings. Maybe touch on a sore subject with each roster member. I know how to do that, oh trust me, I do. It is pretty much my entire arsenal of words. But why give you everything I have in one shot when I can just milk this identity for as long as I can? Granted, once I Post (sorry went a little Kash there, Is Arrow really Nedved?! WHOD HAVE THUNK!). ….air this promo, everyone with half a brain should figure it out. But then again, maybe I’m just manifesting that thought.

    While I want to sit here and tear each and every one of you pathetic troglodytes (the choice of word here could have REALLY gave away my identity, I’m smart) I’ll just say this,

    I’m better than you are.

    That should get your attention.

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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Z.10Z.10
    Posts: 214Administrator
    Coca_Cola_Man said:

    Granted, once I Post (sorry went a little Kash there, Is Arrow really Nedved?! WHOD HAVE THUNK!). ….air this promo, everyone with half a brain should figure it out. But then again, maybe I’m just manifesting that thought.

    While I want to sit here and tear each and every one of you pathetic troglodytes (the choice of word here could have REALLY gave away my identity, I’m smart) I’ll just say this,

    I’m better than you are.

    That should get your attention.

    A smart guy that's better than me... well I have to say I am quite looking forward to RPing against myself wearing a sombrero.

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  • Vote Up0Vote Down ChrisChris
    Posts: 41Moderator
    Spoiler:
    Finally Biggles, dang!

  • Vote Up0Vote Down ProfitProfit
    Posts: 27Member, OK'd
    Cool to know, I was gonna say some pretty offensive things.
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