Name: Zillionaire Jones
Character Rep: "Macho Man" Randy Savage
Weight: 6'2"
Height: 240 lbs
Age: 31
Hometown:  Originally from West Palm Beach, FL, USA, currently residing in Tirana, Albania
Alignment (Face/Tweener/Heel): Face
Ring Style: Brawler/Showstopper

Your Pro Wrestling Style Most Resembles: Jones' moveset is inspired most by Randy Savage, The Rock, and Shawn Michaels

Entrance Music:  "Minimum Wage" by They Might Be Giants
Entrance Details:

The PA system issues the sharp double-rapport of a snare drum, followed by the words:


With the cracking of a whip, Zillionaire Jones appears on the stage, red-face and grinning from ear to ear.  He struts down to the ring to the tune of "Minimum Wage" by They Might Be Giants, slapping hands with the fans along the way.  When he reaches the ring, he rolls inside quickly and, with arms outstretched, spins slowly, showing off his multi-sequined robe and loose grasp on what we would call "fashion sense".  As the song draws to a close, Jones removes his robes and hops back and forth from foot to foot, eager to get things started.


Gimmick/Personality: Zillionaire Jones is a strange and gullible man who thinks he's King of Albania.  His nickname is derived from a rumor he once heard that a relatively small amount of American money would allow him to "live like a zillionaire" if he moved to Albania - so he did.  Fortunately, Jones is a charming and amusingly eccentric man, and it does turn out that the value of a US dollar goes quite a bit further in Albania.  This has allowed him semi-celebrity status in the small country, similar to King Norton I of California. Jones has entered ELITE to represent "the glorious kingdom of Albania" (he believes that he's helping tourism).

Finisher(s):

• Crown Jewels: Jones locks up for a trapping headbutt, and delivers a headbutt/atomic drop combination.  Often used as a reversal.
  
• Exile Decree: One of Jones' gimmicks is that he always tries to win his match via count-out (which he claims is "the moral victory").  That's why this finisher is a release suplex in which the back of the opponent's neck hits the top rope, causing them to slingshot and spiral face-first out of the ring.  Then Zillionaire stands in the ring, issuing his royal decree and secretly hoping the opponent stays out of the ring.  Every time Jones wins this way, he way over-reacts - we're talking "just won the world title and an Oscar at the same time" reactions.
  

Signature Moves:

• Royal Pain In The Ass: Double leg drop off the top rope
  
• Golden Eagle: Cross powerbomb.  Can be boosted off the top turnbuckle
  
• The Zillionaire Zinger: Stinger Splash/Bronco Buster style move with more emphasis on the "Mongolian Chop" part of the move.  Used as a setup for the Exile Decree, to work the neck and shoulders.